Bonjour !!

 

We are Gwen’s ducks, Napoleon and Marcel.

 

 

 

 

When we were first born, Napoleon’s bill was blue, and mine was pink (I’m Marcel, the dominant one). 

 

 

Soon we grew beautiful feathers.

 

Gwen bought us at the farm store for $2.50 each.  We were the cutest and liveliest of the brood. 

 

She kept us inside for about a month, in ever bigger boxes and plastic tubs.  We grew so fast, we got bigger every day.  We played outside every day while Gwen cleaned our tub (she’s so sweet!), but we never wandered very far. 

 

Sometimes she went out of  sight, so we had to chase after her, crying. 

 

 

 

 

Finally, we were just too big to keep in a tub, and when we tried to jump out, Gwen’s daddy built us a house for shelter and her mommy kept us safe by putting us in an enclosure where the backyard garden used to be.  Whatever was left of the garden, we ate. 

 

 

 

 

After a few days, they cut a hole in the poultry wire, so we were free to leave the enclosure and wander around the yard.  We spent the early morning hours in our insulated duck house, and late at night we liked to take a leisurely swim in our pool.  Whatever I do, Napoleon does.  We’re never apart. 

 

The pool was set in the ground with the edge at ground level.  They cleaned it for us every day by running fresh water in and letting the old water spill over the edge.  We loved to play in clean water in our pool.

 

 

Here we are enjoying clean water in our pool, two days after Christmas.  That’s me standing in the water.

 

 

 

 

I look like a runner duck: I have that tall, handsome, bowling-pin-on-feet shape, I run everywhere, and I don’t waddle.  Napoleon is pretty too; he looks like a buff and white mallard. 

 

We like to eat mostly cracked corn, poultry grain feed, and lettuce.  Our favorite is lettuce salad! 

 

Whenever we saw somebody at a window, we went running to the back door to quack for lettuce. 

 

They liked to feed us lettuce and grain from their hands at the back door.  They giggle when we eat grain from their hands.  It’s funny.

 

 

 

 

See how water rolls off a duck’s back?

 

 

 

 

We like to go in the house, but they get nervous when we walk on the carpet. 
(That’s me again, out in front, as usual.)

 

 

When spring came, Napoleon and I decided to claim the back yard for our own.  We figured the best way to defend our territory was to bite toes!  Whenever anybody came in our yard, we chased them around, pinching at toes and ankles.  It was fun!  They couldn’t come around without stumbling over ducks!  And when they tried to escape, we raced them to the back door, and struggled to go inside and wreak further ducky havoc!!

 

 

Here I am biting toes! 

 

 

After a week or two of that treatment, they gave us our freedom at the Duck Pond.

 

 

 

Gwen put us in this huge, beautiful pond, and we were so happy, we never looked back. 

 

 

 

There’s this weird duck here who chased us around the pond for a while, but we soon established a pecking order with the other ducks, and now we’re content. 

 

Gwen and her family and friends still visit us at the duck pond, and they bring us grain and lettuce.  But it’s getting harder and harder to recognize them.  (All people look alike, you know.) 

 

There are other buff and white ducks here that look like us.  When you come to visit, try to pick us out!

 

 

 

 

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