Commissions

 

A brief rundown of my commission policy and pricing with a detailed explination at the bottom. Updated June 15, 1997.

THE DEVIL'S IN THE DETAILS

  If you are interested in me doing a sculpture or painting for you, please don't be afraid to e-mail me. We can talk about it. I'm extremely flexable and all prices are negotable. One point I need to make: These are original pieces of art, not a casting or reproduction, so the price is going to reflect that, plus the time and material, and the shipping is considerable also. Size and complexity are the main determinants as far as price is concerned. I'm using the sculpures on my web page as a reference. Most of them are around 8 to 10 inches high and are moderatly complex and would be priced between $100 to $150.


Gag...wheeze...choke....pass out !

WAIT! Don't leave yet. I think these are reasonable for originals and I am not making much off of them when you consider the materials and the hours of work involved. If you don't believe me pop over to Gremlins in the Garage and look at the prices of unassembled, unpainted, cast resin kits that are one of hundreds or even thousands of kits just like it.
   See, I ain't some cigar smoking guy from Jersey lookin' to separate you from your cash. Besides, I can do anything you want (within reason), just give me an idea of what you want done. The more detailed the better for both of us. Sketches, descriptions, sizes, colors, the more the better.
   As far as spooge content is concerned, well, I prefer to keep it R or less. Not that I won't do R, or even X, but there is a point where I will refuse. Extream violence, especially against children or women won't even be considered, nor will pedophilia(sex with children), rape or what ever else a sick mind can come up with. I have no problem with nudity or sex among consenting adults( human or otherwise, I am a furry, remember).I prefere doing "cheesecake", more than that and my comfort level goes down and I enjoy it less. I'm open for whatever, but a little taste goes a long way.
   DON'T ASK ME TO VIOLATE COPYRIGHT LAWS. If you want a anthro' female mouse lying suggestively on a piece of swiss cheese, that is a ok. But Minnie Mouse (© ® and anything else to Disney (please don't hurt me)) lying on a piece of cheese is not okay.
   If I do a sculpture, or any art for you, remember you are buying the art, not the right to copy it and resell it. So please don't. Recasters are scum.
   Don't expect to get your artwork instantly because I gotta work for a living, sleep, eat, clean up, shower, do laundry, you know, live.
   I'm going to take a picture of any art I do and keep it in my portfolio (so maybe I can quit my day job and do this for a living) and maybe put it on my web page, so consider yourself warned.
   Now the really bad part: I have to be paid at least 1/2 up front before I start on any project!

(Hello?.. where did everyone go?...all I hear is crickets)

   The reason is simple, there is a great deal of work and materials involved, and being vastly underemployed, I can't afford for you to change your mind. I'll do what I can for you to make things right, but I can't do all this for nothing. Best to make sure I know exactly what you want before you send your money.
   Having said all this, I don't think I have to worry about actually having to do any commissioned artwork. :)